What kind of f2$#ery is this?
He made us put lipstick on a pig.
Now he's on his way to Ole Miss?
Can't believe he played us out like that.

(For a better Amy Winhouse parody, and lots of other fun stuff, check out the playground over at RoadblockRepublicans.com.)

Anyway, now that the debate's happening, just as we knew it would, because two hours of an Obama Town Hall would take away too much attention from Sarah Palin and her allegedly cute glasses, we can all take comfort in the fact that Mr. O won't be the only tall, handsome senator in the building tonight (and McCain qualifies as neither tall nor handsome; just ask Richard Bell.)

I'm not going to tell you how I heard, and I'm not going to promise lots of good coverage, but keep your DVR remote handy tonight, ladies - the hot guy with the prominent chin and hair like a cinderblock is NOT going to be the Dean of Students.

More later.

I feel like Gossip Girl.

With my mind on my money and my money on my mind,
dc